Well all I remember is going to sleep being big spoon to you and waking up being little spoon to *****
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
day 8: i just gave goat a piece of pineapple soaked in rum. as an animal science major, im ashamed. as a normal person, it was awesome.
Nah you can have him. There's too many men in my life right now. I can't handle another dick.
She shouted out halfway through "that costume does nothing to hide your cock". Last time we let her drink at the theatre.
That is correct. I did in fact somehow pass out in the tanning booth for over an hour. And yes the attendant did have to open it up and shake me awake.
i climbed out of the bath tub this morning and found him taped to the treadmill
I got called a drunken housewife today in class. I'm proud, not many people can say they've achieved their life goals like I have by the time they turn 20
ASS. GYMANSTICS. OLYMPICS. NOW!!!
Yes, he did use his cock to direct traffic from my 3rd story window. That's why I love him
Omg do you remember last night you kept pointing to your vag asking who wants to play this like a fiddle hahaha
Summers almost over and we haven't golfed, got naked or had sex yet. Let's do all three in one day, no particular order.
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
Dude, you need to come and get her. She's sitting on the bathroom floor making hearts with her menstrual blood. And remind me never to let her do jello shots again
you missed a good time last night.
you texted me at 10 telling me to come fuck you, that says enough.
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