Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
He fucking owes me dinner after I gave him head under the deck behind the bar.
the only time it's appropriate to sing In The Air Tonight by Phils Collins is while sake bombing at Cal Beach
um or while having sex on a train
So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
listening to the two girls in the next stall finish a 40 and laugh at this guy they both fucked. they're calling him 'tulip dick'.
It's a gateway drink.... Starts with wine... Then I wake up in my car with mascara on my arms covered in french fries...
I'm dressed like a deranged cupcake. Let's get fucked up.
i think when the guy sitting in the corner singing tells you you're too drunk, you're too drunk.
Ok well hopefully you're not staging an intervention for me at your place because I'm bringing beers
I just had a spiritual connection with my sweater and did ballet in the hallway. Alone. I'd say we're gonna chalk that up as a win for marijuana and call it a night
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
Leave it to me and my dad to puke on the same guy at the same bar 25 years apart
Somehow you're a lightweight AND an alcoholic. Rare combo in one person. Well done.
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
so do you remember taking your shirt off and just standing in your bra at the bar or no?
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