I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
You act as if I'm the first person to pee in the Taco Bell drive thru at 2 AM, I'm sure a lot worse things have happen in that drive thru than my urine.
I definitely paid for a case and a fifth and all I got was 6 beers and a crown and coke. Wtf. Bar math sucks
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
Of course I'm not above using aladdin and pot to get laid, this is america
She once gave me sex advice over the phone while intoxicated. So no you don't have the cooler therapist.
You have no idea what this goes for my ego. I literally made you cum in your sleep.
Just cried to my husband about how much I'm going to miss my boyfriend... Maybe marriage is going to work for me after all
It's shark week go big or go home
I knew it was you who came home last night because no one else would walk in at 3 am and start microwaving a burrito
I was just at Kroger and saw some guy with a steelers balloon... ran up to him and popped it. NO RAGRETS.
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
ok so you're 100% sure this time that he isn't your ex in disguise again?
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
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