you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
I'm sorry I kept calling last night when you wouldn't pick up. I'm REALLY sorry I sang "You Oughta Know" on more than 4 voice mails.
do you actually have a paper bowl full of broken glass and ecstasy or was that just a dream?
Come down. You're the next contestant on this bowl.
He kept making me pretend I was his personal trainer. When I swallowed his cum he made me pretend I was drinking a protein shake. Thats actually what it tasted like.
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
A houseboat for a bachelor party is a terrible idea, we nearly die when on dry land, so how the hell are we supposed to survive a 3 day binge on a massive lake?
Dude, it could be so much worse. That Dale kid lost a toe I think.
you gave a quesadilla a blow job with sour cream at Denny's.
I showed my cat the amount of coke I had. She looked concerned.
Fyi - we're going to be eating those sandwiches in bed when you get home.
My thoughts mid terrible hookup: do people normally read a magazine right about now?
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
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