i just smoke outta the biggest bowl i've ever seen. the kid was totally compensating for a tiny weeenie.
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
The djing cat is back again. I think he just makes appearances when im shit drunk just to fuck with my mind.
I burst into tears on the boat this morning because we bumped a duck in the head. I am way too hung over for today
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
Lmfao I'm not trying to have a pissing contest over acid with my mom.....
He simply fell in the fire, rolled out and continued to finish his bottle of vodka. Everyone else instantly sobered up just watching it.
Powdered alcohol is a real thing now. Move over crystal light... Water bottles rejoice!!
I already tell everyone in my office my bf is at the Naval academy. It slipped one time and I can't go back on it now
WHY IS SHE PANDERING YOU, A SIMPLE GOBLIN, TINY WEENER PICTURES OVER STATE LINES
He put his SoundCloud on his Tinder bio. I felt personally attacked.
we were waffle house and a lady told me her imaginary friend was sitting in the chair next to her. i don't feel so trashy now.
We're in an alley with a psychic wizard, shes reading our palms
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