It's hipsters with their motorcycle cop mustaches, moccasins, douchey irony, and department stores to supply their independent conformity
Something's gotta give!
I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
the guy i hooked up with is asleep on our couch. please dont fuck him.
he said i was the most charming throwing up drunk person hes ever taken care of. so of course i had sex with him.
She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
So I'm up to masturbating three times a day, drunk textin my ex, not doing any hw and I've failed half of my tests so far
Sounds better than last semester
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
Let's just say that watching the sunrise in a space helmet is really the only way to do it.
Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
If our text convos ever saw the light of day lives would be in tatters
....she made me stop for like 3 minutes so she could talk to her cat....
Gramp just called her sex-on-a-stick. AKA HE CALLED HER A WHORE. My 75 year old grandfather just called your ex's new thing a whore.
Obviously you're feeling a little sexually frustrated.
I consider humping a stranger every ten minutes when I walk in the street.
Having a bangable neighbor is going to ruin my booty call game. I refuse to go across town for dick now
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