i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
i just know my balls have never hurt this bad before
We decided to smoke and then made crosses on our foreheads for ash wednesday
mom would be proud
He just walked in our room casually and said "big girls are hungry"
By the way, turns out "Danny B" is his penis. Not his cousin. I was right.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
I will probably be peed on at some point today.
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
She started howling at the moon. That was pretty much the deal breaker.
I'm going on a new diet. It's called the "eat healthy otherwise boys won't want to have sex with your fat ass" diet. Wish me luck.
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
Hey, don't think you remember me but we met last night. I'm conducting a survey this morning its only one question: Have you seen Rob since 1am?
Eating a chocolate bar and crying over a cobweb. Life is beautiful and I love shrooms.
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
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