Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
the way i see it him paying 500 bucks for my fake abortion is karma's way of punishing him for cheating on his wife
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
he fucked my hip out of place.
Well you are. Awfully cute even. Like baby bunnies. And tiny, tiny penises. You know.
I feel like I need to get a restraining order against him but I'd probably be the one to break it.
"I wasn't planning on buying a chicken, but I bought it anyway." --some guy on the bus with a chicken
"Yeah, I only have nine toes." --that same guy
So topless strobe light beer pong turned into me rugby tackling a bitch to the ground.my tits will never forgive me for sacrificing their majesticness for responsibility
Dude. Yeah. This is a game changer. I feel dirty and possibly pregnant and it hasn't happened yet.
So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic
He's trying to marry me, when is the appropriate time to tell him my real name and that Dallas is a completely fictitious slutty alter ego? I need the advice of someone with morals.
She's 90% sass and 10% boobs
This is Ryan, Kristin's husband. I don't know if you meant to send that pic to me at 3am. You may want to call Kristin. Neat piercing though.
He in a way got kinda cockblocked by Jesus
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