All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
he puts the penis in happiness.
He was sweet. He even warned me that his dick curved, and I quote, "more than a banana."
Mark is going to get hypothermia. he is shirtless eating snow bc he "doesnt want to be dehydrated" tomorrow. youre in charge.
i just saw you make out with a girl with facial hair...just thought i would document that in case you forgot
Fun fact of the day: Our cat does not like rum.
Kriste-san. Brian-sensai going to sleepy times acturry. Kriste-grasshopper will spend fun-fun times with Brian-sensai and glorious redbox movie tomorrow yes?
Most creative movie date proposition... ever.
The golf course isn't that incognito for sex.
Sexiest use of a semi colon this week, congratulations.
The guy that stalks me just looked out his window and saw me in his neighbor's hot tub. Get your shit ready the fraternity wars are starting.
My pants are on and I'm pretty sure I tried to throw them at someone.
We're the worst. Two people without their shit together do not make a functional adult.
I touched a dick in church today
Woo is fucking right, dude. Vodka night tonight. Honestly, every night pretty much seeems like vodka night lately. My liver wants to move out of my body like I gave it an eviction notice.
All I'm saying is there better be a bow on your dick for my birthday
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