remember that night jesus turned water into wine? DRUNKER.
I prob couldn't even get his attention if I had a dick growing out of my forehead
I noticed how good my hair still looked. Apparently rum and coke in it helps it stay curly thru sex. May be using this more often.
I fell asleep at the bar. And the bouncer threw a snowball at my face.
Just found a peacock feather in my car. Should I be the least bit concerned about this?
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
There's somethin not right about having to take the batteries out of your 27 year old boyfriends gameboy to use in your vibrator
besides i was ending his dry spell. it's written in the bible that jesus likes that right?
I gave him 3 xanax and recorded the ball drop. He's gonna think tonight is New Years.
Its funny that for once I get home and I'm just as high as my parents are.
If it snows I'm making an igloo and getting wasted in it
he sent me a green and gold dick pic and advised me I needed to come drive the snake from Ireland.
I think it's getting serious, we started a jigsaw puzzle together.
Moms love me. I'm the reminder that they need to turn safe search on.
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
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