So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
he is fucking friends with his exwife on facebook, but he defriends me after 3 dates? am i that crazy?
i dont have any money that hasnt already been designated for cigarettes and birth control
My parents just told me I first got drunk when I was 4. Successsssssss
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
Dude, didn't you know? Its balls out wednesday.
Couldn't find any balloons, so we're doing whippets out of condoms. Being a ho has its benefits.
Ahh you know it's going to be a long day when you mistake a beer for a sprite at 10:30 in the morning while babysitting
You should have totally come, I started watering down vodka with cider. I have lost the sense of taste.
I decided I was tough enough to wax my bikini area myself. Long story short, I'll be drunk when you get home
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
After the bar we stopped to Meijer where I found myself singing little mermaid while rubbing a pack of hotdogs on my face..
my dad just built a flame thrower.. you should probably get here
He's a wizard, there is no other explanation for how hard I came last night. None.
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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