No more parties with babies... I can't do that again.
if this week's events in iraq have taught me anything, it's that when pulling out, always expect a mess...
Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
i cant do it anymore.. every time this girl orgasms she sounds like a motorcycle
Maybe STDs were invented to keep stupid people from having kids.
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
I woke up on your bathroom floor, i used your towel I found laying on the floor as a cape to get to your bed. I thought it would help me walk straight if I looked like a superhero
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
Weirdest sensation ever: having your penis fall asleep. It was like tiny hulk hogan was choking it out
This coke is making my nose hairs dance. That good.
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
Please tell me you're not home alone watching Glitter.
Can you see in?
Doesn't matter how many times we tell him the kid's a freshman, he keeps repeating "cupcake boy shall be mine" and honestly you need to intervene
I just said "you do you" to my penis.
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