We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
So I just googled the ten commandments... Were fucked.
we're making bets on your personal life
she made me put on a condom before giving me a handjob...this is why i hate freshmen
That's like lying to my vagina. I can't betray it like that.
Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
Knowing that he goes to voodoo every Thursday really makes me want to get myself checked.
New low, passed out while taking a shit for an hour with my parents home, suprised they didnt notice
I got to masturbate in Rome in a gorgeous hotel room. Don't try and tell me I need a boyfriend
Can we just focus for a minute on the fact that I HAD MY FIRST LESBIAN ENCOUNTER.
Right. How rude of me to inform you that you're going to be an aunt.
There's green glitter on my nipple rings. #mardigras2013
Why are you there anyways?
Pickin up ball pit balls from craigslist
I just baby talked my cat. While getting ready for bed... Before 10 on a Friday. I'm officially a cat lady.
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
CURSE YOU AND YOUR SEXY LOGIC
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