with your own penis?
So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
Missing a small section of hand. Hope your night is going better
I hope this adventure ends at a hospital
At what point in your drunken state would you actually believe that the cops wanted to party with you?
Even when you're not here I still manage to get pad thai in my vagina
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
he found cum stains on my sheets and all i could blurt out was "better on the sheets than in me"
She kept sniffing my sweater and tried to guess what type of detergent I use.
The cop told us he we helped him pass his monthly bong quota. He almost ran out of room on the hood of his car..
My dating life has become some fucked up hydra of dicks; you cut one off and two pop up in its place.
It felt as if we were fucking on a sea of baby feet and morgan freemans face hair
If I never see my landlord's dick again, it'll be too soon.
You woke us up at 9:15 am still in your toga from last night saying "welcome to my house party...party". You had already filled up the pong cups with yaager/fireball and ordered a chicken platter... Who even delivered that that early???
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
Randomize
