Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
am i at home because theres a dig starrrrring at me and i dont know wit plus i haer sirens. run fast.
i just went to use the bathroom this morning and I couldn't because there was someone puking in every stall. i'm going to miss the dorms this summer
you were mass sexting so we took your phone away
He's socially awkward. He has a big dick. We've had this talk before, they're socially awkward because they don't leave the house they just sit home and play with it.
He used the expression "my couch is your couch" as a come on line.
My gyno overestimated by 3 TIMES the amount of sex we have per week. First of all, he must think I'm a freak. Secondly, I think we should catch up.
I have a calendar reminder for world domination today, you wouldn't happen to know anything about that would you?
I consider myself to be an upstream bisexual
You're the salmon of the gays...
You in for a dick vacation?
YES, even though I have no idea what that means
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
I'm proud of you for choosing to be an organ donor on your fake!!
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
Mom is so high she had to turn off the ceiling fan because it was going too fast and it freaked her out.
We found him sitting in the back of the club crying into a strippers lap. She told us he missed his pet frog and to come back later.
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