i wanted to sleep on a waterbed so i filled up my bathtub so i could fall asleep in it...
If your 8 lb baby was ham it would serve 6-8 people
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
Just getting around to doing laundry. Jesus there's a lot of blood on my birthday dress.
Drunken horseback riding is the absolute worst decision i've ever made in my life.
we had to stop you from eating moldy cake.. twice.
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
Alive.
So much puke
I just pulled the nickels from earlier out of my bra in class. The guy next to me is either terrified or intrigued.
We both got free alcohol and got laid by foreign men last night.
I'm not going out again for the rest of my life. I can't top this.
I'm sorry I never said I wasn't coming home last night. To my defense I did type and send a text, only I was too drunk to realize I sent it to the guy I was with instead of you.
I don't think he understands that his kid doesn't bother me. I have a binder full of developmentally appropriate early childhood activities.
Either go for divorced men who are forty plus or stop doing this immediately. You are 23 years old. You need more wine and less baby fever
I can't trust your balls anymore.
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
He's such a jerk. If only his penis was attached to someone else
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