I am totally the chick from Intervention who barfs up wine and then re-eats it.
The question of "Will I eat a piece of curried chicken off the floor?" has been answered tonight.
says the girl that drank her shots like they were in a dog bowl
You can come over, sure. But I'll be watching college hockey during the blow job.
Really? How much of his life do you think he remembers? I'm pretty sure 75% of it qualifies as "kind of a blur".
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
There was a tour on campus today, and there were two girls i went to high school with in the group. They saw me and ran up to me as i was unlocking my door. when i opened it, kate was laying in a pile of glitter and beer cans. We need to reevaluate.
I kinda feel like I was hit by a Prius. Just glad it's not bus status.
who sends a dick pic at 3 am on a sunday honestly
seriously. and now it'll take him hours to clean up the glitter
Oh my god, it's like someone broke the off button in my butthole
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
I used an explanation of Walking Marriages in the Mosuo Culture to successfully negotiate an open relationship. That Anthropology degree is finally starting to pay off.
Never let me go online shopping while drunk. I now own 2 baby cribs. I have no children
Normal people find beers in their gym bag, right?
Next time I think it’s a good idea to hook up with any of your wife’s family members or friends just kick me in my dick
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