she said she could "feel the heat of my groin" against her. ruined the whole fucking moment.
Tim hortons said i dont meet their criteria. What the fuck criteria is that? You put bagels in an oven.
sitting in an airport in detroit. just saw a commercial for detroit tourism with kid rock as a spokesman. reason # 1458 to never visit this city.
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
On my list on ridiculous morning after bus rides home, still sopping wet and carrying a giant straw hat is definitely top five
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
NoShamevember. You game?
Two months ago an unknown man was in my bed and now he is my boyfriend and he has 1.6 million in the bank and he buys me things because I only have $4.35 in my bank account
It could happen to you too!
Dressing as mugato from zoolander Halloween you may want to be the hand model. We can get you a fish bowl filled with Clementine Vodka and soda you can put your hand in.
Not sure if creeper guy is too drunk to talk or I'm too high to listen.
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
Word my sister pulled through for me and brought vodka shooters for the plane. its about to be a sloppy 4 hours
This is my life. Enjoy the view
I got high and had sex with reindeer antlers on. It was magical and animalistic. Tia the season.
Yeah, let's go with that. Fuck that weak moment of complete honesty I just had.
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