You just kept yelling "SATAN!" at me every time I walked by
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
if they reproduce, their children will be the worst quarters players ever
I just woke up in my ex-boyfriends bed, with my new boyfriends jersey on. I love March maddness.
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
Actually let's just focus our energy on not getting committed to a psych ward.
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
you're no funn. i shall go consult my friend vodka on this matter.
She put a shot in my mouth and then hit me with a pillow..
I woke up at 5am to tell him I wanted to take his dick on la Tour de France, I might need a nap later
honestly the most stressful part of moving is the chance my mom will find my vibrator
And on a positive note i found a list that i made in 3rd grade titled "what to do if you want a guy to like you"
At one point she put on my dads pants and yelled after him EMILIOOOO! Dude, my dads name is Mark.
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
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