Pregnant stripper...not hot.
Elton John & Lady Gaga just did a duet on the Grammies. How appropriate. He likes cock & she happens to have one.
the last thing i remember is inserting the sippy stray into the jack daniel's.
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
It's Christmas week. I wouldn't know what to do if i wasn't hung over.
It was the most graceful puke ever. I just thought she dropped something underneath the bar until she told me what happened.
You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
That's why I don't chug things. Because when I was a freshman in college tequila came out my nose.
that was THE gayest party i've ever been to
To be fair, the theme was Cabaret. I don't know what you were expecting.
Less than a month to graduation and I'm still blacking out on the reg tonguing down the closest breathing organism preferably with a penis but I'm flexible, and still havent figured out how to be functional on Fridays. WHY don't they teach us valuable shit at this institution!?
you just cant say you love him and then say you want to fuck your boss
Dude, there are some things that you can't un-see. Her, beached on a dog bed, is one of them.
Woke up with a $50 attached to my penis with a rubber band..
Sweet. Tell little Richard to buy us a sack and a pizza.
you do realize the next step is naked mud wrestling, right?
Well Jon got a DUI sleeping in the back seat so I thought the trunk was safer. BUT WHO CARES WHY JUSE PLEASE COME LET ME OUT!
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