yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
Just barfed in my hand. Needless to say, this day is off to a great start
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
You're just mad at the fact that I want to be a car alarm.
Give me a few hours to remember what being sober feels like.
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
I want to be done crawling through windows but the sex is too good to stop...but I'm running out of excuses for where the bruises on my legs are coming from.
Was it just me or did you also find it awkward when "glad you came" started playing on pandora right after you finished?
My only regret this past weekend is abusing only 3 substances when I could have done so much more.
I just tinder matched with a blue angels pilot. I need to make out with him. For America.
You need to stop vomiting in the washing machine, bro. For real this time.
I can't believe the police had to bring me to my booty call last night
Caitlin, you were laying in your bed feeding your dog ritz chips and singing a whole new world at 4am loud enough your neighbors came over an asked you to stop.
I love my life
also, i'm not sure if i'm proud to say this but our regional manager's hot fiance was grinding on me at the reception while he stood and watched.
i suppose that explains why he told me he plans on promoting you this Friday.
Say thank you and give him a blowjob.
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