is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
I like to use the word "seasoned" over "slutty", you know, like a good curly fry
we need blinds so i can safely watch porn during the day
My new apartment is within walking distance of both the liquor store and the chinese buffet. This is either going to be my worst life choice ever or my best.
Charging the asians next door to us $5 a page to print their final papers because theirs broke. Bars close in 2 hours, lets go
Of course, I believed he would find me irrestible...sloppy drunk, chugging from a bottle of chardonnay, and completely naked because those kids stole my clothes as I was swimming on their private beach
He was spoon feeding me wine all night.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
You stole a frozen pizza from the freezer, stuffed it in the back of your shirt then proceeded to leave the party.
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
Bad breakup?
He posted a pic of me fully naked and smiling as he inserted a carrot into my vagina as my FB profile pic and then changed the PW, locking me out of my own account. So 500 of my closest friends, family, and coworkers now have that mental image of me on FB.
Just drove by where I lost my sausage gravy virginity
We had an in depth conversion about the best way to take a dick pic. Both with and without mirrors.
Made it to my hair appointment on time, and got some dick. Today is already a great day
My vagina is the only part of me that is pleased you lived through last night.
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