What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
my sister just canceled her nose job because she thought it would hurt too much
It'll hurt less than being alone
well,he told me "i bet you five bucks that i can right cum on the mirror with my cum" i said alright do it, lets just say he's five bucks richer...
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
I learned his name tonight. This now makes him a real person. Obviously, I no longer want to sleep with him.
I may be the first guy in history to get dome while watching An Extremely Goofy Movie.
i don't really know how much tequila is too much
Can we hire someone to dj while we have sex?
Dude their dog does tricks for sips of beer. He keeps going up next to people and trying to shake. This is awesome.
He spent 6 hours at the ER after crashing a motorcycle and still came to the bar, Ofcourse I went home with him. He's my hero.
you got me arrested i just think that goes without question you owe me a blowjob
Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
Six words: 3rd Degree Burn On My Dick
I just tripped over a but plug that was on the floor. It's 430 in the morning
I just typed "I've got a friend" and my phone autocompletes to "that's a dick appointment". What is my life.
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