so I ended up banging her last night
dude I remember her. You sure it was a her?
i don't even remember
Just promise me you won't ring in the new decade by clutching onto a toilet
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
it took me 7 solid minutes to realize "egggGSaucetingf" meant "exhausting"
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
Oh my fucking god I saw the pictures. What the mother fucking fuck. Destroy the pictures. Destroy the fucking pictures.
Please confirm the destruction of the pictures. NOW.
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
Is it possible to be drunk burnt? Like sun burnt but from drinking? Cus I think I that's what it feels like
He handed me a temporary tattoo and said cover the hickey up with this
My left boob kept making random appearances last night.
It's ok, I did squats with my bottle of wine before I opened it. That counts as the gym since I won't be getting there haha
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
What drinking game we play yesterday? Fight club or something?
I fucking hate them. They came over and sat on me and made out. On top of me. Who the fuck does that?
also, my mom just called to make sure the dick tattoo on your arm was fake..
Randomize
