If a woman tells you she has been pink socked...don't move forward with her.
Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
Dude, we somehow need to leave discretely with the toilet brush.
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
I am downstairs in the bar now having a beer...actually I ordered two beers and placed one across from me in front of an open chair. I did this for appearance sake, so nobody knew I was double fisting all alone. I'm getting hungry now. I'm thinking of ordering two meals just to keep appearances up.
Bitch, I been tryna reach you all day to talk to you about these Dorito tacos.
I'm eating my emotions. I am no longer interested in anybody other than my own hand and vagina.
Well I guess I'll go shower now and wash all the stripper off.
You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
Remind me to tell you the story of the fuzzy condom
She started throwing ice at me and started yelling, "Holy water bitches! This is an exorcism!"
I swear to God if you start calling your dick “my pegasus” we’re not friends anymore
I am at a cat party and I just witnessed people lapping vodka out of a bowl for a contest. Lol
Well, he was practically tripping over his dick to get to me so I'd say my new dress was successful
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