I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
Overheard: "his girlfriend fucks him with the lights off. It's not serious."
lmfao. well really. it's not love if you cringe at the site of his anus.
i just used a pokemon card to do blow. i need an adult. now.
my affection for youporn is starting to get disturbing... i just thought about sending them a christmas card
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
omg just made cake vodka jello shots, sooooo excited
dear god these taste like death. death and sprinkles
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
the amount of chicks and firearms here is unnerving. this will end awesomely or at the morgue.
Hey start looking around for a low rider Subaru. Well get a loan. It will be capital for our first music video.
i'm hungover but need to study so i had a vodka orange juice, three ibuprofen and an adderall for breakfast. what up med school
8 stitches. Next time I decide to twerk while doing a keg stand, stop me.
If he would've shaved his beard when we first broke up, getting over him would've been so much simpler. That asshole.
so like
i may have gotten a little bit of blood in the charging port of my phone
Stoner thoughts are the only thoughts I want to have now.
I feel like I haven't slapped your ass in years. This will be awesome.
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