I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
then he pulled down his pants, and i just stared for about a minute..... i was so confused. i didnt know my cat could have a bigger penis than an 18 year old man.
He just called me juicy booty via text message.
I am in my freshman residence hall trying to convince an Asian man to give me my pants back. Never. Drinking. Again.
I just bid on a $9000 car because I think its my ex-girlfriends. Yes I wanna hit that again.
The last thing I remember is feeding country fried steak to my best friend in a bubble bath with my bare hands.
Nothing is better than seeing someone you fucked go to the Olympics. I feel so American.
hey fuckhead. when i said not to grow shrooms in our apartment, that didn't mean "yea, sure. grow shrooms in our apartment"
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
After he finished he laid there and told me how much work that just was. I looked at him and told him not to ruin a good thing by opening his mouth.
I don't know where you went, but if you're anywhere near the liquor, pour me another drink
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