I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
There was something that i liked about you, but you spent it
apparently smacking a customer in the face with his iPhone was not part of the WOW factor we learned in training...
I woke up next to her this morning and couldn't remember her name. Luckily, she had written it on my hand so that I could add her on facebook.
he's drinking at 8 in the morning. it's going to be one of those "or else the terrorists have won" kinda days
VODKA 4LOKO BEER NOT IN THE CLEAR
He's used the term "balls deep" 3 times in the first hour. Thanks a lot, Plenty of Fish.
Even though he was watching you pee on his bedroom floor, you kept denying it and saying he was dreaming
We were high as balls fucking in the back seat when we saw the blue lights. He's like, "I got this" and walked over butt ass naked and goes, "Sorry dude, we're just banging" and the cop apologized for disturbing us and drove off.
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
His 12 year old sister has bigger boobs than me and now that's all I can think about when we have sex
I think I just read the whole internet. Front to back.
Hey.. Lock your door. There's a drunk girl walking around in here. She just came in my room and peed on my chair.
Alone, in the dark, eating tacos and drinking vodka. Who's apartment is this?
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