Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
just witnessed some guy trade his friend $5 and a condom for his keys.
Do you know any thirteen year old jewish kids? I'm looking for a party.
So his "youporn" cam totally caught me stealing quesadilla leftovers.
she was drinking until 3, woke up at 7, shouted 'I'M STILL DRUNK" and went out for a jog in her thong
walk of shame to my ortho appointment. kids are staring. this little girl just asked her mom if she can havr glitter in her hair too.
the cops were hovering over him then shinned a flashlight to the floor above ours, then I realized that some fucker jumped from the third story.
fuck our hall.
First thing on my "to do" list- get sober for community service.
You slid down the bannister into a split. Lines were crossed.
I'm gonna give him birthday punches. On the dick. With my mouth.
I just made the pizza guy say helicopter six times in order to get his money. Even he knows how stoned we are.
You're putting the star player on the bench. You dont put Michael Jordan on the bench.
Are you referring to my vagina as Michael Jordan?
I just realized that every possible way I walk to campus I walk by the house of someone I slept with
That's right. I just LL Cool J'ed you up in this bitch. Zero fucks.
She yelled “outlaw country” right before we heard the police siren
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