It's like God shit irony all over that family
It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
Just saw an ad for "Liver-aid" how has this not become a life changing drug for millions?
Being back home for the summer opens up so many opportunities to have sex without increasing my number
Would you like me to write a persuasive essay on how you should let me suck your dick?
After you verbally abused the McDonalds employee for not making your fries fast enough, the fact that you woke up on a random lawn does not surprise me.
I'm drunk at McDonald's in a fairy costume at 10 am nearly two weeks after Halloween. I don't think the Ohio State fans get it.
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
I'm gonna go drown myself in the shower. Make sure to cover me up before the paramedics arrive. I'm too fat to be seen naked right now.
Weve literally been going out drinking five days a week. That counts as a full time job right?
Sneezing blood is a good thing right? Medically speaking.
I feel as bad as you right now. I'm about to use one girls car to go see another one
Fuck ya. But normally I drove one girls car picking up a different girl while texting another girl lol
I just want to braid flowers into his hair and steal all of his pills.
Just told myself the phrase "You're not THAT single" while dressing myself
I think you threw up on me last night but i can't remember so i'm not mad at you.
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