Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
He posted a picture of my bra on facebook with the caption "I don't know who I hooked up with last night but if this is yours please come pick it up".
There's an australian, my relationship has no hope.
It was scary, we all screamed. Never make mimosas in a car.
I had to take the fire extinguisher from him. He was just sitting on the floor petting it.
It was about the point the universe collapsed in on itself and I was a singularity of insanity that I realized I was tripping balls.
I got propositioned while wearing the bottom half of a horse costume. It's like god is apologizing to me in the strangest of ways.
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
I rather not break my neck. It's hard to look sexy with a neck cast.
Sorry, It's like OkCupid Olympics... categories: best sext, best dick pic, and most effort by ugly. You won gold in the last event if that makes you feel better.
I just referred to our excessive fireball consumption as a team building exercise and everyone in group text agreed.
We're not alcoholics, we're a god damn team.
Overheard a drunk girl talk about how when she's drunk she believes in more than one God
Banged former boss. Adulthood achievement unlocked.
How do you ask the man who gives you multiple orgasms if he has friends who could do the same for your friend?
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
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