just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
The first couple times was just weird, but after last night, I'm beginning to think you have a real problem banging pregnant women who are carrying someone elses child.
We team puked and then made sex like wild monkeys. If that isn't love, I don't know what is.
You kept saying you only wanted to drink until you were sleepy. You succeeded if "sleepy" means you sleepied around with 4/6 of the guys there.
Brandon just showed up at my place with a florida state cheerleader he met in vegas durin spring break. His life is a fucking movie
We could have casual sex if you want. But I can't offer a bromance to a woman.
feelin groggy baby? need a coffee? vitamins? a nice good fuck on the piano?
So much rum. So many feels.
Just remembered when I first started going down on him he goes "ok now I feel a little better about the broncos losing"
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
I'm shopping for Mother's Day cards while waiting for my herpes medication. What is life.
he was wearing a widestriped red gingham suit jacket with complete sincerity im not surprised she beat the shit out of him
By the way, you totally deserve "i got a job sex".
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