I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but my underwear and it was on backwards and my entire body is too sore to move...
Im glad someone is finally more of a drunken slut than I am.
Fastest blow job ever. Though it was probably a good thing since we were in front of my house.
..But I'm still alive. And thats the main thing
We have zombies coming, and all you can think about is cock.
i lost his rear view mirror, your phone charger, and my lesbian virginity. 21 isn't shaping up too well so far.
He showed me one of his balls and said "this one's free. you'll have to work to see the other.."
I HAVE A BLACK EYE FROM A DILDO!! IM GETTING MARRIED TOMORROW! THIS IS NOT A MISSUNDERSTANDING!
You know what's even more awkward then buying plan b from someone who is a member at the gym you work at... When they come in after that day and have that look of recognition
She's trying to change her flight... IM BEING COCKBLOCKED BY DELTA CUSTOMER SERVICE
Man I sound like a slutty Mormon
I just left and he walked me out and went call me if you're ever... Eh... Whatever. And walked away.
Your bf is wearing nothing but a cape, I mean absolutely NOTHING but a cape. I know you said he looks like Thor but this is getting a bit ridiculous.
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