im pretty sure there are laws against slapping prostitutes
i'm pretty sure there are laws against prostitutes.
i need gas-x and some way to take back every single thing i did last night.
Where's the Hot Mess Express headed tonight?
I hope that's not the new nickname for my friends and me.
Weirdest conversation with my dad. He just told me he didn't shave his pubes.
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
I learned an important lesson last night: Jameson giveth, but Jameson also taketh away.
Cruelly.
Sorry I never got back to you, I ended up at a party with pot ice cream, pot apple cider, and hash vegetable oil.
I just had the weirdest moment. Made eye contact at the bar with a girl who has seen my vagina.
NO HOOKUPS IN THE CAR. I will try as i might to practice what i preach, but there are no guarantees.
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
woke up on my floor using my jeans i wore out as a pillow
haha i wouldn't expect any less of you
YOU'RE NOT THE ONE BEING EVISCERATED BY YOUR OWN UTERUS SO GET SOME DAMN SLEEP YOU FOOL!
Omg I just looked in my purse from last night.. 10 bags of gummy bears.
Randomize
