Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
So I said to her: one time i broke my dick and when they took off the cast i could cum across a baseball field
Girls should come with a carfax report
do you think the bartender judged us for asking for shots of well vodka and water chasers?
According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
It was all cool until he grabbed my vag and started screaming: THIS IS MINE.
It was like the perfect storm of bad decisions.
Can we promise no matter what that we have sex the night the Mayan calendar runs out?
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
I woke up this morning and the search history on my phone says: "What is this castle in front of my house?"
We hit a deer while we were singing an acapella version of "I will always love you"
NO HE PUT HIS HAND IN HIS PANTS BEFORE HE TOUCHED THE BONG.
ILLEGAL
I can't be sure but I think I slept with a clown last night...
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