Omg. There's def a kid, like 10 years old, sitting in a buggy at wal mart holding a sign that reads "I can't behave"
after last night i think it would be a good idea if i wrote a will... you know, just in case.
I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
I AM SENDING THIS TEXT MESSAGE SO I DON'T LOOK AT HIM. THANK YOU FOR RECEIVING IT.
Serious question...Is it possible to get a DUI on a kayak?
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
Im calling you paparazzi cause of all the dick pics you take of your one night stands ps loved the panoramic one!
You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.
We need a fire pit. Meat. And a keg.I mean like a cow we just carve from. And cook it. We can use the milk from the udder to make White Russians
I guess "Ass Fun Friday" is not a thing no matter how many times I say it or bring it up in conversation...
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
My yoga ball is now going to be used for actual exercise instead of somewhere to suction cup a dildo
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
I was so drunk, he put me to bed and went down stairs to hang out with his friends. Apparently, I was curled up in the closet, spooning the dresser when he came back up.
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