You're my little dorito
im sorry i hit your dog last night,,,i didnt even see it
I dont have a dog?
WTF
we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
i was so drunk he made me beileve the song was called "thanksgiving sex."
if i hear one more christmas song, i will fucking shoot myself.
you were sitting on my toliet with a double cheesburger in your hand asking me how the cheeseburger even got there.
can you call in chlamydia to work? like if the antibiotics they gave you for it are giving you the shits...
Fastest blow job ever. Though it was probably a good thing since we were in front of my house.
Numbies before the dentist, such a good idea.
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
Tequila Tuesdays need to not carry on throughout the week. Having a sad Saturday
God if that man would just have sex with me every time I got mad life would be so much easier...
no we have a special triathlon I'm entering us in. drinking, fucking, and sleeping. I think we have a good shot.
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
WHY are you masturbating to hockey fights?
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