The girl in the car behind me just took a bowl hit. I miss college.
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
the sad thing is, im pretty sure she was serious about giving me head for my falafel
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
i'm on the subway and being revisted by the ghosts of tequilas past.
Fuck. The basement bathroom I've been getting head in for 6 months just went 'Out of Service'.
Listen, it's not like I meant to bust the window out. It just sort of happened. And I'm also sorry for stealing your dads bandanas.
He kept dropping hints about giving me crabs. Like he called my pubes a nest and said he "hoped there weren't any eggs in there."
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
oh sorry. I thought "boat" was code for "penis"
Thank god crabs can't live on your head. Thank god.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
I just climbed out the passenger side of my car because there was a spider on mine. I'm doing adulthood right
After we finished having sex, he drunkenly tried to hugh five me, farted, then accused me of stealing his socks.
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