i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
She had a group on her phone called "great fucks". I was in it. It's almost like making the forbes list
we cant have a funnel and a dog. thats a lot of responsibility
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
he thinks the dog can do a keg stand. i will let you know how it turns out
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
Boobs are also good for catching the vodka gummy bears that miss my mouth
At least your night didn't end with three cops seeing your ass and you sitting on the ground in a wig throwing your shoes at people
I'm happy in my shell. My shell which consists of keeping guys in the friend zone and me masturbating...
I thought you might think I was an idiot who thought cock rings prevent STDs,
we got cupcakes after we fucked. gives a whole new meaning to sugar daddy
Today I learned that I have a bigger dick than Draymond Green
And two different second-graders said my make up was pretty. It's left over from last night bc I woke up 5 min before I was supposed to leave.
I'm going to the store to get corona, salad, and blunt wraps...
I was legit late to work one day Bc it took me so long to get a good nude
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