but the lizard people decide everything anyway
There are thorn wounds on my balls, don't ever question my dedication to party again
HE HAS A CHODE. LIFE IS NOT GOING TO BE EASY FOR HIM.
He threw up, and left his credit card next to the puddle. He kept on saying he wanted to pay for the damages.
The cop told you to put your hands behind your back and you slurred "I'm not falling for that again"
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
Planning a foam party. Swimsuits are mandatory, and please no granny suits. If you wear a granny suit I will stick you in the corner and put a cone hat on your head.
Wait.....I ate a raw potato lastnight.
you threw me on the ground pryed my purse out of my hands screaming " I JUST WANNA HOLD IT A LITTLE BIT". later i found you putting on my lip gloss.
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
Last night was incredible. I can tell by the nacho cheese on my jacket
I'm sorry about all of the innappropriate shoe throwing
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
After dropping your phone on the ground you got down and sat with it, kissed it and apologized for being so mean
The sex would be better if it wasn’t interrupted because his home detention ankle monitor needed charging. At least I know he’s not cheating on me
Do you even hear yourself?
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