How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
the only reason why im excited to go home for break is to finally eat real fucking food and have normal bowel movements.
and unfortunately for you, hallmark doesnt make a "sorry i was getting a blowie in the backseat of your car while you were driving, projectiled my jizz onto your hand, and caused you to crash" card
It only takes once for you to drunkly piss on a chick for her to lose interest in you.
We had to put his head at the bottom of the driveway so the puke would run down. Now he's sleeping outside.
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
............HELP Ive been abducted by vodka and its poisoning my brain fat chicks are getting cute and i slept with my sisters friend who slightly resembles john kerry....,,help
We got caught having sex in the bathroom by my professor. In accordance with tradition, we still brofisted. I think my grade went up considerably.
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
Betting for two different teams with two different guys is the best. Time to get $100 by one guy and laid by the other!
He yelled "CARLI LLOYD" and then kicked the cake off the table. Soccer is making monsters out of us.
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
I'm not gonna swipe right, he has better hair than me. Just no.
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
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