whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
dude, despite what happened last night, I'm not gay
I'm at a party with that guy you made out with on new years. He remembers your name!
When I told my mom I was having a rough time, she responded with "pop a xanax, take a nap, and when you wake up all will be right with the world." My mom is finally starting to shape up.
Well, it's hard to say. Last night he puked a perfect circle around him on the floor, and then sat in it insisting it would protect him from the smoke monster. He's was still there last time I checked.
The only thing that was weird was that it WASN'T weird when she got out of the shower and saw me blowing him.
That's the kind of break up sex that keeps couples together. Damn.
hes supposed to be my fuck buddy. im not supposed to see him on his knees praying by my bed when i walk into my room.
I don't judge her for getting booty calls at 2 in the morning, so she can't judge me for staying in friday nights and putting spray cheese on pringles.
He ate me out on the kitchen floor while we waited for the cake to bake. How was your Valentines Day?
All that fucking tequilla made my head feel like it's inside of a body builder's asshole. He's doing squats.
Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
fuck emotions I should've gotten more cats
I'm going to get drunk, come back, call my grandma, and eat all those scrambled eggs.
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