just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
The preggo girl brought her pet chipmunk to class today. fyi.
Of all the things I am low enough to do, how could you even doubt if that was one of them?
You know, there is no convenient place for your beer when you are on shrooms taking a shower.
Just found my bra in a bag of chips on the kayak floating about the pond. Sure sign of a good night
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
Yup he definitely fell asleep. I'm trying to bone an old man
You're the second person to offer to fuck me in the bathroom at work. Idk whether I should feel honored, or if cvs is just a turn on.
I mean. I just want to sit in my bed and eat bagels. What's wrong with that?
Apparently I had 2 bloody noses and after my sis put me to bed at the hotel, I escaped and my sister's friend found me in an elevator with some guy
The stall at this bar had mirrors all around. I just looked at myself take a shit from like 3 different angles
We finally gave up searching because everything had started to look like flip flops
I'm still very high. To be blunt. No pun intended.
I’m a little confused...we were told by Cheeto Jesus and his minions multiple times that we would stop hearing about coronavirus the day after the election and, yet, I am still hearing about coronavirus. Is it possible they lied to us again?!?
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