Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
dinner at cheesecake factory: $40. drinks at yard house: $50. having sex in the VG parking lot while people are staring at you awkwardly: priceless. Goodnight.
found an unmarked box of photos in the garage, they were from when my parents first got together. It was fun laughing at their ridiculous eighties outfits and hairstyles, until I found a pic of my dad. naked. with a boner.
I remember asking you "need some dick tonite?"
Yeah I guess to me frat party equals penis party. oh the wonders of vodka.
haha you were so trashed that you deleted all of your christian music from itunes and kept saying"c-ya God, nice knowin ya"
he is the anna nicole to my 90 year-old billionaire. i'm grateful that he's fucking me, so i'm buying him shit.
I remember seeing LSAT prep books and thinking "Whose room is this? I should be hooking up with them instead."
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
Basically I learned last night that if you're too polite people will think it's okay to play with your nipples when really its not even a little okay
At this point I will cuddle anything to prevent from dying alone
I'm just going to say , cocktail races are not for a Wednesday night maybe not even a Friday type of deal
Star Trek does not adequately answer all the questions that I have about alien genitals
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
does having sex with an episode of House playing in the background count as studying for my MCAT?
right after that u started calling me g-force and started trying to bellyslide down his drive way
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