i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
he asked me if i "normally slept like that" because i was curled up in a ball facing the wall. then he told me that i woke up in the middle of the night and said "oh my god. i forgot you were here." how did he not understand that i didn't want him in my bed.
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
I took my pants off in the cab and tried to bite his ear. Not going oout for awhile
My ex was here I looked him in the eyes when I grabbed some other guy by his belt and dragged him to a room
it's like if youve been living with the grinch for 15 yrs and then santa shows up with a big gift begging to fuck the christmas spirit back into you. no one can say no to santa.
First stoner thought of the day: Life would be so much better if there were more things that were biscuits and gravy flavored.
Everything was cool till you started pissing while standing at the bar
i wore just an American flag as my costume-huge success. 20 people pledged allegiance to my ass including a senior frat boy at the keg. God bless America.
I'd like to preapologize if you or your mom see me naked at some point this weekend.
So why exactly are your shoes in my freezer?
i accidentally gave my stepdad ketamine so id say it was a fun weekend.
Um..... I have taste. The only thing I am going to bedazzle is my vagina.
All I remember was my mom walking through the door, and then me asking her if she wanted a hit.
Every time I look at him 'Relax' by Frankie Goes to Hollywood plays in my head. Is that weird?
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