; Think of how many worthless people would b non existant if there was no liquor so their parents never hooked up
I put the beer in my little red riding hood basket.
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
I knew we should have skipped class earlier, my lab partner is drunk from last night and making up his own experiments.
My mom's 50 year old alcoholic friend just told me about how she was more whoreish then us at our age. Challenge accepted.
The party got busted because you two got caught having sex on the neighbors trampoline, come on man.
2048oz a keg...divide that by solo cup... comes out to 128 beers...simplifies into 5.3repeating cases...drinkable between two people
and u failed math?
Halfway through he got an idea for a short story so he wrote it in magic marker on my boobs. Yeah, he's a keeper.
Love is....waiting for your girl to throw up her shot in the bathroom...then handing her her beer. Game face.
I was late because I helped this old romanian lady mow her lawn at 2AM.
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
This is what happens when you leave: I get all vulnerable and I make out with the cowboy to shut him up about Jesus.
My walk of shame wasn't complete until I projectile vomited clutching my truck bumper while he just smiled with that look of regret.
You know shits really hit the fan when you start using public bathroom air freshener spray as perfume
what? where are you?
I'm literally trying to cool beer down right now in my car by putting it on my floor and blasting cold air on it
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