I didnt attack him, I heard I threw a chair at him- big difference. And you know Im not a creep so whatever
I'm having a terrible night. Can I sleep over?
Too tired to pretend that I care : (
I realized tonight the smell of my dirty pads remind me of my grandfather.
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
You missed a lot. I drank contact solution thinking it was water, vodka thinking it was water and some unidentified substance that reminded me of pine sol thinking it was water..
I think all I remember saying is, "I love Chris Berman's voice" and then I passed out
In all seriousness, if tomorrow night becomes a heated game of Which Ex Gets To Take The Plastered Birthday Girl Home, I'm going to bow out with my integrity intact.
we couldn't find any funnels so we taped a spaghetti strainer to a pool noodle and it worked fairly well
Did i mention i'm like the equivilent of a prepubescent boy suffering from preejaculacy? I just about creamed my pants when he grabbed my hand..
At least now when I say "never again" the likelihood is that it won't actually happen again the next weekend...that my friend is called growth
Is it too far to say to someone "you're useless for everything besides sex"
all I remember is grinding on everyone in the room regardless of gender and quoting the lion king non-stop. We need to stop buying Jameson.
Finally finished unpacking shit from school n found a bra with no idea whose it is... I miss college so much it hurts sometimes
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
She puked on the floor because she said she really liked to clean.
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