Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
he kept farting in my kitchen and blaming it on the dog. then we went to wendy's and he spent twenty minutes in the bathroom. im pretty sure he shit his pants.
you should have known when you found out he drove a mini cooper not to hang out with him.
Some bum walked up and watched me getting head last night for like 5 mins before I noticed him
i just lost my virginity for the 9th time. when will guys stop believing that nonsense line
He dumped me and I don't wanna fuck his best friend for revenge. Is this what maturity feels like?
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
Yeah we call her cincohandjabos because she gave 5 guys handjobs one night in 5th grade
Literally I thought my ears were pouring out blood. That high.
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
Passed out mid cig in bed last night. Thank you cough for allowing me legal prescription hydrocodone.
We found you wrapped up in a tarp in the garage the next morning, thats how real shit got.
I'm not letting you use my bathroom unsupervised anymore. You peed in the sink thinking it was a urinal...
Oh. Why can't it be something easy, like a punch card for blowjobs?
Why is the floor coated in a 2 inch blanket of popcorn??
Im too stoned for my mom to be picking up hitch hikers. Help.
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