is your mom at the bar?
In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
We decided to smoke and then made crosses on our foreheads for ash wednesday
mom would be proud
he prob just wants to be friends and here i am photoshopping our kids
I left two hundred in singles in your car sorry about the mess
If a man doesnt have the ability to fuck you well on a small climbing wall, I don't think he deserves you.
Just bartered a McD's cheeseburger and fries for two pitchers. Oregon Trail ain't got shit on me.
You should have totally come, I started watering down vodka with cider. I have lost the sense of taste.
He told me"I think your ready for this" and went into his closet whipped out a movie certiffied light saber.
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
I'm high on the exercise bike at the gym. I feel like Lance Armstrong
After dropping your phone on the ground you got down and sat with it, kissed it and apologized for being so mean
I want you to worship my cock.
That's not how you start a conversation.
He was out clubbing with his SON. WHY did you let me KISS HIM? Also WHERE WAS HIS SON?!
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