Jesus can read your poker face... He is not pleased
I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
i thought i was the drunkest one there til some girl puked in the tip jar.
It honestly wasnt my fault this time. i was in shock. WHO THE FUCK OWNS A PEACOCK?!
He came in looking for condoms, iced coffee, and a gas tank. I need to be where he's going.
So I'm up to masturbating three times a day, drunk textin my ex, not doing any hw and I've failed half of my tests so far
Sounds better than last semester
In the hospital waiting to be tested for the first uti of the school year....I'm BACK BTICHES.
you yelled "who's job is it to keep me from breaking shit" and then immediately ripped off the molding as you fell down the stairs.
WHAT KIND OF DUMPSTER DOESNT HAVE PIZZA IN IT?
I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
That shot was terrible
You were like one of those guys at carnivals that spit out fire..... Except it was throw up
It must suffice lest there secretly exist a picture of me walking out of the ocean at midnight naked and half mast with a sea urchin on my ass
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
I must be really high or they really did just bring me a banana split instead of a burger
Worst sex ever! He was a talker for sure! I was on top and out of no where he said "Oh you bad bitch?" I stopped and left.
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