Every time there's an awkward silence a gay baby is born
I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
I'm jammin out to some Brit Birt, she's still my bitch, I love her crazy ass
I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
So I used to make fun of texas a lot, then I got here and I found a place where I could get my tequila in a to go cup with a straw and I realized that this is the only place I ever want to be
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
Honestly bro, I can't look at girls you've banged. Its like looking herpes in the face.
I'm over being sad. I'm now onto thinking about all the ways in which he is a total fuckwaste
I gave him a HANDJOB.
But then he finished from a handjob in under two minutes so who's really laughing?
Ah, Christ. I just saw a D lister I made out with once on a Rock Of Love rerun. Why are you asleep right now? Some weird shit is happening.
Yeah, he fractured his ass by doing a canon ball into the bath tub....
I can't decide if I miss drinking or you, they are so closely connected.
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