This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
They put me in charge of something. Why the fuck would you look at me and put me in charge of something while i'm double fisting peach mimosas at a baby shower
the bartender cut you off himself after you started walking on tops of tables and hugging random people
I don't drink so I see St. Patty's as an LSD type of day. Its like a more hardcore 420
i think she just faxed a picture of her vag from the office copy machine... i mean what kind of sexting is that... wait is that even legal???
You have not lived until you have drunkenly grinded on your mother. Daughter of the year right here.
I thought I was pretty much sober now but then I realized I've been eating scrambled eggs with my hands...
Apparently it's bring your ugly annoying ass piece of shit slob of a baby day at work
can you please not set my house on fire for once???
Do you know anyone else that comes home with unexplainable injuries as many nights a week as we do?
I shouldn't have watched rise of the planet of the apes and then gotten high. I'm now convinced that the cats are out to get me.
You're a disaster
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