dude my grandmas the shit. she has a sixth grade education and got hit by a car when she was 18. she cant smell.
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
Don't worry about it. I've taken so much Plan B, my uterus is purely for show now.
Good thing I was dressed to impress in my "I went nuclear on my wings" shirt even the girls are making out and I'm still 7th wheeling it...
I don't even want to go. i just want to be a hermit and live in a cave with an elephant that pisses vodka
I'd feel bad about being drunk at the Christmas service, except for the fact that I've already had sex in this church, so this is just small change.
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
I found all these half eaten mandarin orange on the ground and the bruises on my neck are definetely not hickies
I'm pretty sure I said "this might be the last time I'm in here" but then I took his pants off so that's a mixed message
In related news... Actually, nope. I don't have any orgy-related news. You win.
Oh okay well are you handling the "just sex part" like a professional hooker like I taught you?
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
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