It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
he was so drunk he doesn't remember anything. I have to break up with him all over again
They're having chugging contests. With juice. Please get me out of Utah.
Considering the fact that you wouldn't give me my cat last night because he was "destined for broadway", yeah, I'm accusing you of stealing him
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
I found your Halloween costume. I think you shit yourself last night
Everyone is speaking Spanish and this 300 hundred pound chick is talking about the time she got out of prison... Fuck this place
Jesus, I just want to drink. Also simultaneously punch things and rub my vagina on them.
She said you told her you were ready to be a dad. We just got back from our purchase of the morning after pill. That took me 2 hours of convincing. No more fucking my sister.
1. Thanks. 2. No.
he told me to take care of him and then he asked me to walk him to his hotel. I already have a pussy. I don't need another one
I haven't included my nuts in a shave since the Shaq/kobe Lakers era. I gave my self the ol full court press in order to change the tempo.
YOU HAVE TO STOP TELLING BARTENDERS WE DON'T HAVE MORAL STANDARDS
don't worry dude i have your phone, text me when youre gonna come get it
yeah, last night we handcuffed you and you started crying saying that you weren't a bad person
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