you think it's bad that I have four different guys toothbrushes in my bathroom?
Don't ask me how or why, but I'm drunk with German diplomats. Come over. Now
We decided this year instead of not participating in Halloween at all we are going to hand out free beers to the parents.
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?
How do we stop her downward spiral?
Wine. For us.
sex, shower, sex, ice cream sandwiches?
It's Been a while since I puked in vomit bush. I hope it doesn't feel neglected
Just FYI....you totally yelled out Royals while we were having sex last night lol.
I curse you to think about Guy Fieri whenever you have sex with your lady.
Now I'm having a post-sex brownie. Is this the life? I think it might be
I swear, I make more use of my creative writing major with sexting than I do with anything else
If I call him daddy should I get him a father's day card? Serious question
i showed up really high and was trying to not be,so in order to not seem high, i got plastered
I may or may not be drinking in a church parking lot.
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