I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
the girl sitting next to me in class is using her birth control box as a ruler
He got so drunk that he tried hitting on a girl using nothing but his Samuel L. Jackson soundboard application on his Iphone
My dad just decided to play wingman for me... I dont want to let the family down... but both these girls are hideous
We were pulling the glow sticks off of him and he just kept yelling, "my bones! You're taking my bones!" and asking me if I was on the crew team
you regret 100% of the tequila shots you do take. thats what gretzky meant to say
Option 1: fuck me and bedtime. Option 2: come fuck me and then hangout with everyone. Option 3: don't fuck me in which case fuck you.
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
Dude, get out of Andrea's vagina and call me back
But can mardi gras accurately capture the essence of my tiny rage?
2 weeks into this dating someone with money thing and I already don't know if I can go back to the being poor life
A friendship for the ages born on how horny we both are
I woke up in the middle of the night with my dick out and my electric blanket on high. It's like she wanted a hot dog.
You poured all their beer into ziploc baggies so it would be "better on the go"
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