you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
Small penises have feelings too.
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
A woman in the waiting room at the STD clinic told me that she is going to pray to jesus for my penis.
and people in Baltimore still get a bad wrap.
She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
"Not only do I bring a guy back to my hotel room....But I bring one back for my friend who's passed out drunk. Now that's what we call BESTfriends"
You're being dramatic. You can calm down, or you can piss off. Either way, I ate your burrito.
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
He is like the "hometown sweetheart", but a huge freak. Like "I'll come change your flat tire"....but then fuck you like an animal in the back seat.
He keeps telling me he's gonna get me dope for my birthday. 1. HELP ME. 2. HOW IS THAT AN ACCEPTABLE BIRTHDAY PRESENT. Also, please HELP ME.
As soon as we had sex he stopped opening doors for me. That wasn't an exchange. Im still a god damn princess
Never do acid then ask for a blow job while watching 28 Days Later. Heed my advice.
So my dad just asked, "did you leave without pants a lil bit ago?"
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