Sweater Vest, Chin Strap, Beard, sporting a white Beret- Please don't ever let me be THAT guy.
so when we got to the frat house he had a travel sized toothpaste and toothbrush for me and gave me a pair of his shorts and a girl's sorority t shirt...something tells me he's done this before
it was great that she threw up because that made me the only one trying to hook up with her
Turning 21 on Saint Patty's day. I like to think this is what my alcoholic ancestors have prepared me for
Getting drunk now, but later remind me to tell you how to crash an 8th grade grad party.
She was doing lines off of her friends boobs in the limo at 9 oclock on a thursday This has the potential to be the best weekend ever
Tuesday night just isn't my ideal coke binge night.
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
if you had such a terrible roommate you would understand. jacking off in his conditioner is just the start.
Im calling you paparazzi cause of all the dick pics you take of your one night stands ps loved the panoramic one!
WTF moment this morning: we were getting ready to leave and he reaches under his mattress to pull out his gun. All I could do was look at him and go "really?!"
I saw a spider on my bed and my first reaction was to throw my weed bag to safety
Sometimes I think he has a hidden camera in my vagina so he knows what I'm doing and saying at all times...
In my defense, the second lapdance I gave was because of a dare.
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