Was it a mistake telling him I couldn't get the abortion until I was 2 months along on the first date?
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
I woke up with a picture of my dick as my background. still wondering if it was a good night or not.
We should never set our expectations higher than pizza bagels cause then our night is bound to get better
After Sake bombs he tried to puke into an alluminum beer bottle and shot vomit streaks in a perfect V out the sides of his mouth and hit BOTH girls he had bought drinks for that night. He was like an Icon of Cock-blocking yourself.
take 2 Ambien then drink a Red Bull and watch Alice in Wonderland. Trust me.
The gay viking and his eqyptian 'queen' hooked up on our couches. They pushed them together to make a bed. Innovative, but awkward to come home from work to at 7 am.
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
Well I talked to some Canadians today, and I'm keeping a vigilant watch for sharks, so I'm pretty booked up.
Did you really get 12 corn dogs from the gas station last night?
You wanna get laid? Be a female for once and stop bending nails to impress guys.
Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
Me: 10% human, 90% poor drunken life choices.
Just woke up in a Price Chopper bathroom stall with a half eaten cake on the floor. Had to get a ride from the waitress I made out with. What happened to "Don't let me drink Tequila?"
I lied.
If I slept with her my dick would come out glittery
coward.
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